Ok, now I’m pissed. I just finished a very long post about last week and last night, hit “publish,” and got a page not found error.

I had to reload the page and, you guessed it, everything’s gone.

I’ll summarize, but realize that originally this post was witty and very entertaining.

Work has been insane in the last few days thanks to the emergence of a certain once-missing 15-year-old girl.

ABC News people are everywhere at work, and they’re pretty damn bitchy, too. I realize they’re busy and have high-pressure jobs, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be nice to the people at the station they’re invading. A certain rather well-known broadcaster was particularly annoying at first, probably because he seems to think he’s more famous than he really is, but on Friday he turned out to be surprisingly tolerable when he was very lost and had to ask me where the men’s room was.

I guess nearly pissing oneself at work will humble one a bit.

Speaking of being humbled a bit, last night I got very intimate with the very dirty bathroom floor of the local gay dive bar. 12+ shots of Jagermeister will do that to you. Oh, how I love Jager, but I can’t even think about it right now. Uck. Shame on me.

It occurs to me that far too many posts are about my inebriation, or my friends’ inebriation, and surely that is getting boring. I will try to find something else interesting here in Zion to blog about.

” … interesting … Zion …”
Don’t hold your breath.