After just over three hours, I finally solved my first Rubik’s Cube. What a pain in the ass, but I was determined to do it. At first, I felt very smart for figuring it out.

Then I realized that only a real dummy would spend three hours all alone in a room with a small plastic square.

This is one of those things that would make Patrick shake his head at me and say, “You’re insane. Good thing I’m already in love with you.”

Boyfriends are funny like that.