As a proud (gay) Mormon, *ahem*, I’m always happy to poke a little fun at the weird little group to which I belong. I ran across The Mormon Name Generator and had a chuckle, though I have to admit that most Mo’ names I know aren’t quite that bad.

For some real Mormon names that are that bad (okay, Utah names, but most are weird because of a Mormon influence), visit the Utah Baby Namer. Some of my relatives’ names are actually listed there, which is a little scary. Check out the best of for the truly unbelievable. My favorites are BeDae, Latrina (sense a theme?), Delightra, Fairlene, Aquanetta, Blondeen, and Zion (woohoo!).

Ah, Utah.

Just wait until I explain our massacre of the English language, called “Utahnics,” the mysteries of “Fry Sauce” (which I admit I love), and how a “stake” is a geographic parameter.

The rest of the world has so much to learn!