July 14, 2003

This is more of an accounting note than anything: Hottie-of-my-life Nate Berkus will be on Oprah again today.

Just wanted to document why my hits are about to rocket.

Hello to all you burgeoning Berkus fans out there… and welcome! I’ve been enjoying the view since Nate first appeared on Oprah, back in November 2002. It is a nice view, isn’t it?

Let’s get this out of the way: If you came here looking for info about Nate, all I know comes from his site or Oprah’s bio on him. If you know more, by all means, tell me!

Sorry I don’t have more, especially to those of you searching Google for “nate berkus nude,” “nate berkus gay,” or a combination of the two.

Trust me, I’d love to be able to help with those inquiries, but I unfortunately just don’t have the resources available.

Memo to Nate (and Colin Farrell, incidentally): let me just say for the record that I would never cheat on Patrick, even with you.

However, since Patrick lusts after you nearly as much as I do, we are more than willing to consider a joint effort of some kind… if you catch my drift.

6 Responses to “Nate Berkus Alert”

  1. Dino Says:

    You are so right, Nate Berkus is HOT! I had never heard of him till Oprah today. Wanna know more!

  2. jeff Says:

    Heh. Lately I’ve been noticing lots of Google searches for “nate berkus gay” to my website as well. Cheers.

  3. Patrick Says:

    Oh lordy don’t get me started on Colin’s fine ass. And Nate . . . boy could spruce up some of my closets. So yes, should either of you two (or both) decide to join Nick and I, we can easily slide two beds together. :toungue: Just kidding. Nick is all I want and need. Love you!

  4. jacob Says:

    nate is ssooo hot lokking guy..gay? whatever!

  5. Todd Says:

    Yes, Nate is gay. If you go to http://www.nateberkus.com
    and link to press section. Click on Metro Source Feb/March 2004. Read the article. An answer to my prayers…

  6. sharlene Says:

    I love nate berkus..he is sooo hot!

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