My next T-shirt purchase just HAS to be this.

I woke up this morning thinking, “Why don’t I enroll at Stevens-Henager College and begin a fulfilling career in the exciting field of medical assisting?”
“After all, I’ve always wanted a career helping people, and Stevens-Henager College can give me the tools to build a better career.”
Wow.
I think that may be a not-so-veiled cry for help.

This morning at work I got the following email from Patrick:
Just wanted to call your attention to the fact that today is National Chocolate Day. I love this country!
That’s it. Nothing more.
I love my boyfriend.

Nate Berkus is on Oprah again today.
Thus, the following aside:
Hello, and welcome, to all of you searching for “Nate Berkus,” “Nate Berkus gay,” “Nate Berkus girlfriend,” and “Nate Berkus nude” or any combination of the above.
Just to make this easier for you (and to avoid the dozens of email questions), I’ll recap what I know [...]

Can anyone explain to me how a Weird Gross Bra That Fell Out of My Ceiling can nab $66.00 on eBay?
On second thought, I’m not sure I wanna know…

Because I’m on a real Jessica Simpson kick today:
A few weeks ago on the MTV series Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica:
“Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish?” Jessica asks Nick, midway through a tuna sandwich.
“I know it’s tuna,” she goes on, “but it says chicken. By the sea.”
He winces, and she asks, “Is [...]

Let me start off by saying that I have a really great life. Compared to 95% of the world and even most people I know, I’ve got it damn good. I realize that.
So why I am so incredibly dissatisfied with my life right now?
I am absolutely and totally bored, not to mention completely dispassionate [...]

When one of my best friends (who happens to be a straight man) heard about my now-infamous flip-flop incident he said, “Leave it to a gay man to have a fashion-related car accident.”
It took this long for me to think it was funny.

So true…