Do you think it would be offensive for me to be Elizabeth Smart for Halloween?
All I need is a blond wig, sensible flat-heel white pumps (with bow), and a generic floral-print Laura Ashley dress, with white lace around the collar so it looks like I stuck my head through a paper doily.
Y’all would get [...]
Last year for Halloween Patrick & I were altar boy and priest, respectively. I was happy with the idea because we were cutely themed (if politically incorrect) and we didn’t run into any other couples in the same costume, though I did hear later there was another floating around Salt Lake.
This year I’m making [...]
I just discovered that Merriam-Webster Online will audibly pronounce more than just innocent vocab words, and hyphenates too.
The fact that it will even accommodate for regional variances has entertained me longer than I’d like to admit.
I am so 12 years old.
Today an absolutely gorgeous news intern from BYU, with whom I’ve fallen hopelessly in lust, politely referred to me as “Mr. [Last Name].”
His vocal inflection indicated that he did it out of respect for my age.
He is just a young college student after all.
For the record, he is at least two years older than I [...]
I’m watching the Beverly Hills, 90210 Reunion Special on VH1 and loving every minute of it.
Sometimes, I hate myself.
This is so unfortunate, I don’t even have the words. How careless and blind can the Vatican be?
Vatican: Condoms Don’t Stop AIDS
Not to mention the ever-present Catholic argument in favor of procreation, encouraging population growth in countries that are already dangerously over-populated.
Almost makes us Mormons look good in comparison…
So, New York was awesome. It was one of my best vacations ever. Maybe because I needed it so badly.
I feel kind of like a heel though, because I didn’t tell any of my friends in the city that I was coming. Or that I was in town. Or that I was there and left. [...]
Baby, I’m drunk. Let me be bossy.—Jessica Simpson to Nick Lachey on MTV’s Newlyweds.
I need to try that with Patrick.
Thanks to Aaron for capturing a great description of Zionide (”Rationalizing myself back to sanity”) from one of my previous posts. He extracted it some time ago, and I liked it so much I made it my new sub-head.