Do you think it would be offensive for me to be Elizabeth Smart for Halloween?

All I need is a blond wig, sensible flat-heel white pumps (with bow), and a generic floral-print Laura Ashley dress, with white lace around the collar so it looks like I stuck my head through a paper doily.

Y’all would get that dress reference if you were Mormon. Or in Utah.

Oh well. Back to the topic at hand:

Anybody have a harp I can borrow?