Though I’ve been watching the Olympics like crazy since the beginning, I’ve carefully avoided publicly lusting after the male athletes.

So much for that.

Today after the men’s 3m springboard, I finally gave in because I could not stop searching for pictures of Canadian hottie Alexandre Despatie. Definitely my favorite Olympian for 2004. Not sure what it is, and in some photos I’m not as interested, but I have decided that he is absolutely and completely my type. Now he just needs to call me.

In searching for the below images, I found several that looked waaaaaay too young, and upon learning that he is just barely 19, I now feel like a dirty old man. But he still needs to call me. I’ll be his sugar daddy, even if he’s the one with all the… sugar.

A few of the other Olympic hotties frequently on my radar (there are MANY more):

USA gymnast Paul Hamm:

Oh, to be between those thighs! Just don’t let him open his mouth. Well, at least not to talk… *ahem*

Russian gymnastics icon Aleksei Nemov:

My ongoing crush since the Atlanta games, though he’s beginning to show his age now. Somewhere, I still have a photo of him kissing a male teammate after a win in 1996.

South African swimmer Lyndon Ferns and his teammate Ryk Neethling:

I’d gladly sell my grandmother to be in the middle of this South African sandwich.

Greek synchronized divers Nikolaos Siranidis and Thomas Bimis:

How can you not love them after that cuteness?

I also have two favorite hottie Olympians NOT in Athens. One is French pole vaulter Jean Galfione and the other is Dutch judo star Patrick van Kalken:

In my next life, I so wanna be a jockstrap.