All this wedding talk reminded me of a Salt Lake Metro column from a few weeks ago. It’s about gay weddings and really cracked me up while I was proofing.
Go check out the AberRant column titled Wedding Belles and have a chuckle.

As I’ve mentioned before, Patrick’s sister is getting married this weekend.
Tomorrow we’re leaving for the resort where The Wedding is happening. It’s in a small town not far from Park City, home of the Sundance Film Festival and Utah’s most famous skiing.
If memory serves, Patrick’s sister and her fiancee have been dating for [...]

As you can probably guess, I read a lot of blog entries when I have the time.
I haven’t really had time lately, but of the few entries I caught recently, two are going to stick with me.
The first was Dogpoet’s Thirty-Three Days in New York. Because it’s Dogpoet, of course I loved it and you’ve [...]

It’s been a busy 9 days since I last posted. I worked a total of 10-12 hours every day, Saturday and Sunday included (this is what I get for being unemployed for … oh, 9 months), between the catering job and the temp writing/PR consulting job I picked up late last month.
I also had [...]

Last night when I was driving home from Patrick’s, I got a very drunk voicemail from my best friend, who lives across the country in Washington, D.C. She was on her way to a gay cowboy bar, and she was certain she would be “the only lesbian there.”
She was in the middle of expressing something [...]

Several years ago I was at a Wherehouse Music in semi-suburban Salt Lake City talking about music with one of the clerks when a young woman in her early twenties approached us and asked the clerk, “D’ya’ve jull?”
The clerk, who was not a Utah native and therefore did not speak Utahnics, looked confused and said, [...]

Remember that crystal meth cover story I was stressed about? Well, the story apparently went over better than I expected.
In the issue following the meth story, Salt Lake Metro published two letters to the editor praising the paper for the coverage. I didn’t even know about the letters until I picked up the paper and [...]

I am so tired.
I worked 16 hours today, after 10 yesterday and 12 on Tuesday. Good thing I took tomorrow off. Half the work is at my extended family’s land o’ weddings and half is a temp job I picked up at a local environmental engineering firm (not sure how I got that, but believe [...]