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I think I’ve found a hottie who comes close to rivaling my lust for Nate Berkus, plus Nate may be close to overexposure anyway, at least if my stats are any indication.

I recently discovered New Zealand TV host and former radio DJ Alex Behan, and the man is seriously HOT HOT HOT.

And, unlike Nate and my other fantasy husbands (Duncan Sheik, Paul Rudd), there are genuine naked pictures of Alex Behan out there!

Finally, the appetites of all you Googlers can be somewhat satiated.

The backstory:
In late 2003, the New Zealand AIDS Foundation started a campaign to encourage men to be more open about sexual health. So, they created National Penis Day (why don’t WE have that???) and tried to buy a billboard to promote it. The billboard, which showed men’s flaccid penises, was blocked from being erected (by whom, I don’t know) and New Zealand newspapers carried the headline “AIDS Foundation Fails to Get It Up.”

In response, local radio station The Edge FM orchestrated a protest featuring several naked men. At the time, Alex Behan was a DJ at the radio station and hosted the event… nude, in all his blessedly UNCUT (and unfortunately married) glory.

Thank you, God.

I left the full-size images pretty big because I know how you like it. How else can you zoom in and get all the detail?

By the way, if this is your sort of thing, there are more pics of the other nude protests featuring both men and women (though no more of Alex’s goods) here.