God, it’s happening again already. Can you tell how thrilled I am?
Uh-huh. That thrilled.
So, yeah … it’s my birthday. Twenty-four years ago today, I very unexpectedly entered the world.
It’s the only time in my life I’ve ever been anywhere early. Eight weeks early, in fact. I’ve been late for everything since then so it’ll all even out in the end.
At least that’s how I figure it.
Anyway, since no one took advantage of my gift suggestions last year, this year I’ve modified the request slightly to more accurately reflect my true priorities in life.
Thus:
Boys, naked photos of yourself will (still) suffice. But this year, videos are preferred.
Girls, to hell with the cash. Naked photos of your boyfriend, brother, fag-to-whom-you-are-hag (what IS the term for that?), or any other attractive male in your life, will be fine. Note that here, too, videos are preferred.
Thanks in advance for your generosity. Now get that camera out and show me some birthday love! 
November 20, 2004 at 12:46 pm
Haha
You’ll get no nudies of this boy. But Happy Birthday anyway! 
November 20, 2004 at 6:10 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a Scorpio from another Scorpiro (i.e. moi).
According to horoscope, we are meant to be passionate and sexual… *ahem*
From your previous post, and my own experience, I think it’s dead on description, ne c’est pas?
Have a good one! Hugz!
November 20, 2004 at 9:36 pm
one day each year, life sits us down, evaluates us and says, “okay you somehow managed to resist the forces of time and aging, and your sense of style remains one step ahead of any trends or fads and once again, you receive a flawless overall existence rating…let’s see if you can keep it up for another twelve months.”
i believe that’s where the phrase, “life’s a bitch” comes from.
have a happy snappy birthday, and tell life i said to go suck a nut.
November 22, 2004 at 9:02 am
Happy late birthday!
November 22, 2004 at 2:12 pm
Another year going downhill…er…HAPPY B-DAY!
November 22, 2004 at 9:19 pm
I’m a faghag, but I’m not giving you naked pictures of my man… he’s like my brother! ew! bad!
November 23, 2004 at 1:08 pm
I feel that if you do get any pictures you should forward them to me as well, Nick.
Afterall, we do everything together. (smooch!)