Last Thursday I entered a “queer spelling bee” that was part of a fundraiser for the University of Utah’s LGBT center. Much to my surprise, I won, though there weren’t very many contestants and the words weren’t particularly difficult, just somewhat obscure. In fact, the winning word was “cootchiesnortcher.” Apparently, it’s from the Vagina Monologues [...]

It’s freezing in the office today, and I’m bored out of my mind. All I’ve done is surf the web for dream jobs and (other) funny shit.
What the hell did bored employees do before the internet?
I’m wearing Patrick’s shirt today, so I can smell him all the time. It’s nice.
I think I’m going to end [...]

The following is part of a series I’m writing for the Utah AIDS Foundation’s 20th anniversary in 2005.
Becky Moss has been at the forefront of the war against AIDS since the very beginning. A prominent lesbian activist since she began hosting KRCL-FM’s Concerning Gays and Lesbians in 1979, by December 1985 Becky had lost more [...]

An old friend, who happens to be a straight man, sent me an email this morning that said, “You have no idea how complicated being a straight man has become in this day and age!” along with the following New York Times article about the perils of two straight men going out to dinner together [...]

In honor of his very early funeral this morning, I present you with Fiesta Pope:

Who says I won’t miss the old guy and his zany ways?

Crash posted a story yesterday that illustrates yet another reason why I do not have a photo of myself posted on Zionide, though I am jealous of his opportunity to be a diva-in-training.
Then again, who needs training? I earned an advanced degree in diva before I left kindergarten.

Continued from yesterday.
Have you ever traveled outside of the US?
Three times, though two hardly count. When I was 18 months old, in 1982, my mother and I went to Seattle and Vancouver, BC to visit my aunt. Then when I was 8 my family was in San Diego and crossed the border for the day.
The [...]

Congratulations to IP address 69.3.200.180 hailing from Denver, CO via a direct URL entry. You are Zionide unique visitor number 100,000.
And it only took two years, two months, and 12 days.

Alright kids, the sleepless nights are finally over; here are the answers you covet:
What’s your most frequent masturbatory fantasy?
Strangely, I don’t really have any regular fantasies. I can only think of a handful that I’ve “used” more than once. Of those, my two favorites are probably the one involving handcuffs(!) on the frat boy who [...]