September 8, 2005

I’ve been tagged by Chris, a new long-distance friend Patrick and I met during his trip to the land of Zion a couple weeks ago.

We tried to convince him that Utah wasn’t as bad as it seemed, but he was visiting on a Monday and Tuesday night, which truly have no nightlife, so it was a challenge. Fortunately, after Patrick and I went home to bed, another couple picked up where we left off with some real nightlife, so I think Chris now has a more accurate appreciation for all things Utah.

Regardless, my Seven Things:

Seven things I plan to do before I die:
7. Travel to Asia
6. Work in network TV
5. Get (same-sex) married - legally
4. Have a family
3. Live in New York City AND a foreign country
2. Learn to live fearlessly and without regret
1. Have an impact - somewhere, somehow

Seven things I can do:
7. Be alone for long periods comfortably
6. Win an argument
5. Read really, really fast
4. Repair a rotary engine
3. Organize anyone and anything
2. Handle a crisis
1. Cum repeatedly within minutes of the last time, all day long (Sorry - you asked. Sort of.)

Seven things I cannot do:
7. Bottom
6. Repair a piston engine or automatic transmission
5. Forget
4. Speak a (useful) foreign language
3. Settle
2. Shut up and stop arguing
1. Resist a CD store

Seven things that I find attractive in a man:
7. A great ass
6. Intelligence
5. Eyes
4. Teeth/smile
3. Modest confidence
2. Ambition
1. Awareness of the world outside himself

Seven things I say most often:
7. “No.”
6. “Absolutely.”
5. “I’d fuck that.”
4. “I’ll do it tomorrow.”
3. “It’s on the TiVo.”
2. “Take off your clothes.”
1. “Patrick, can we take him home?”

Seven celebrity crushes:
7. Duncan Sheik
6. Paul Rudd
5. Nate Berkus
4. Colin Farrell
3. Elijah Wood
2. Christopher Meloni
1. Jude Law

Seven bloggers I must now tag:
7. Sam
6. Patrick (Crash)
5. Mark
4. Beth
3. Alina
2. Jere
1. Jeff

7 Responses to “Seven Things”

  1. Chris. Says:

    Very nice.

    Repeatedly, huh? =P

  2. alina Says:

    What’s this tag business? Is that a “tag you’re it” tag, or some internet speak I don’t know because I’m ancient? Hm? Cause if you’re going to tag me, I’d like to know what exactly you’re getting me into. ;)

  3. sam Says:

    Way to turn me on before I go to work. Thanks Nick, now I have to walk funny for a while. :-p

  4. Joel A Says:

    “Patrick, can we take him home?”

    If “him’s” were pets, you’d have a frickin’ football team.

    Hmmm. What DOES gone on in the shower?

  5. Mark Says:

    I’ve been tagged and I didn’t even know it! Erm, thanks- at least this is an engaging survey thing :) I enjoyed your answers…especially since I just did one of your number 1’s…ack TMI, sorry sorry. Thanks again for thinking of me.

  6. Z Says:

    Hi Nick:
    Just curious how much time it took you to come up with these great answers? I was very much blown away by some of your answers. -Z

  7. randy Says:

    I had a roommate in law school who actually clocked his “turn-around time” between cumming and erection. He could turn it around in three minutes. His girlfriends must have liked that; he had so many of them, sometimes simultaneously. I thought it a bit odd that someone would time himself as if he were at the Indy 500. Maybe I was just jealous.

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