You know it has snowed a lot when the polygamists across the street shovel their driveway. Well, actually, when they send out their multiple spawn to shovel.
Let me back up a little.
The polygamists almost never shovel when it snows. They just drive over it and deal with it. I guess big, people-heavy cars can do [...]

A visitor from the United Kingdom just found Zionide by Googling “swollen vagina and now smells.”
I didn’t think I could get any more gay but, given my reaction to that search string… I was wrong.