January 10, 2008

A visitor from the United Kingdom just found Zionide by Googling “swollen vagina and now smells.”

I didn’t think I could get any more gay but, given my reaction to that search string… I was wrong.

3 Responses to “Ew”

  1. Patrick R Says:

    I think you’ve found a new catchphrase.

  2. Jeff Says:

    I totally want a post from you on Mitt Romney… not to pigeonhole you, but since you’re the only Mormon I currently know, I’m curious about your thoughts.

  3. sam Says:

    Wow. I’ve googled my health ailments before, but when something enlarges and emits a foul odor (or in this case, more foul than what is natural), it’s probably best to cover that thing in Saran Wrap and get thyself swiftly to the towne doctor.

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