While we were shooting on location at a local elementary school a few months ago, I spotted this sign in the hallway:

All children can learn, but at this school it evidently won’t be how to spell “remember.”

I have never been one to link to YouTube clips.
But this is really funny.
It’s like they’re doing a little dance, choreographed especially for their outfits.

A visitor from the United Kingdom just found Zionide by Googling “swollen vagina and now smells.”
I didn’t think I could get any more gay but, given my reaction to that search string… I was wrong.

From this morning’s cross-country conversation with my best friend, who is a lesbian currently engaged to her girlfriend:
BFF: I need to talk to you about something.
Me: Okay.
BFF: I have a crush. And I need help handling it.
Me: You always have crushes. It’ll pass.
BFF: This one’s different. It’s a big, big, BIG crush.
Me: [...]

Thursday, in the middle of our crazy rush to get to the printer, Sam called and gave me a welcome break from editing and proofing. I think he only called to give me a hard time about not posting, but it was nice to hear from him regardless. So nice, in fact, that he suggested [...]

A couple things that stuck with me while I was browsing through my blogroll last night:
Kris mentions that a number of his “real-life” friends have begun blogs, friends who until recently had not a clue what a blog was or how to “have” one. I’ve noticed a similar trend lately, with many friends and even [...]

After yesterday’s post, I reminded my best friend about the “3 adjective” conversation I referred to - a conversation we’d had about 7 years ago.
The reminder elicited the following exchange:
Best Friend: “It’s so true. I still wouldn’t call you nice. There are a million great things I can say about you, but ‘nice’ just isn’t [...]

I was supposed to have lunch with my friend Megan today, but yesterday evening Patrick found out he would have today off work. So this morning I emailed Megan and asked if we could reschedule for tomorrow since I hadn’t seen a lot of Patrick lately thanks to his work and school schedule.
Moments later I [...]

In honor of his very early funeral this morning, I present you with Fiesta Pope:

Who says I won’t miss the old guy and his zany ways?

From a forward I received this morning:
These are the 10 winners of this year’s Bulwer-Lytton contest - AKA the Dark and Stormy Night Contest - run by the English department of San Jose State University, wherein one writes only the first line of a bad novel.
10) “As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he were [...]